Happy New Year

A little girl in Fernandina Beach was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo for a night out at the Amelia Island Plantation, she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”
“And why not, darling?”
“You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”

Ally at the Desk Amelia Holiday

Ally has been at the desk featuring a holiday story focusing on all of the wonderful things Amelia Island and Fernandina Beach offer during the holiday season of 2008.

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Gimme a Second

Add one second to your watch – One December 31, at 7:00 pm you get to add one second to your watch. How will you spend your second? Authorities say there is no need to worry about re-setting your electronic devices with built in clocks, however they didn’t say why… I am guessing that it would be 60 years before that single second will make a one-minute difference to any of us! Enjoy the extra time, don’t waste it and do something productive for that one second – YOU can make a difference!

The Locker Room

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’

Santa Claus of Fernandina beach

For many years we have been enjoying the incredible effort John Rothwell puts into his Christmas decorations. He actually takes 2 weeks vacation with his son to prepare his home and garden into a veritable Christmas experience.

See larger version in the “Read Me” link… Read more

Damn Yankee

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, Read more

Amelia Island Ritz Carlton

Don’t miss your chance to swing by the Ritz Carlton on Amelia Island this holiday season. Their seasonal decorations and holiday lights would even put a smile on Mr. Scrooge’s face.

Their traditional gingerbread house has been replaced this year with a pirate ship made of gingerbread! The SS Amelia Ginger is alone worth seeing.

Holiday Garbage Days

Stateline disposal has announced their holiday garbage pick up schedule. Normal December 25 trash will be picked up on December 26th and Friday’s pick up will be moved to Saturday the 27th.

January 1st will be picked up on the 2nd and Friday’s waste will be picked up on Saturday, January 3rd, 2009.

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