World Laughter Day
In honor of World Laughter Day, please enjoy the following jokes that are sure to offend just about everyone. We have no idea who originally wrote them:
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
‘Are you sure it’s mine?’
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a Blonde baby?
They named him ‘Sum Ting Wong’
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… ‘a recipe’.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What’s the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time …..’ -A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this.
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