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Genuine Answers from a GED Test
These questions were set in last year’s GED examination. The answers are genuine.
Two Little Boys
“Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!” She asked as she shook the older boy in anger.
Sometimes Karma is a Cat
God does take care of those who do bad things! AND once in a while, He allows us to witness!
Humor … and then the fight started
Getting an email with great jokes on a Friday afternoon is a great way to start a fun weekend.
Warning from Grandma
Well this warning from Grandma is so important you must drop everything you are doing and read this NOW!
Advantages of Living after 50
Here is a humorous piece about life after 50 that gives us something to look forward to as we learn to truly enjoy our lives as we age.
Exercise for People Over 50
With a 5 lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Urine or You Are Out
Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
Nassau County Sheriff vs New York Lawyer
Because he is a lawyer from New York, he is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Nassau County, Florida.
Hanging on to the Tailgate
A lady said she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tailgate for dear life!
Obama and Oprah Were Flying in a Private Plane
This is a funny political joke that could be used with any number of politicians or celebrities as the punch line.
Stuck in an Elevator
On Friday the 13th, I had an appointment to see someone in a building that has 13 floors and got stuck on their elevator.
Husband Down in Aisle Four
Some men just don’t get the picture when the ice they walk on gets real thin. Here is what happens…
Things I want to Share with You
Volkswagen Beetle’s successor, “The Turtle” is a hybrid that drives on water and gasoline. It was spotted coming out of the marshes at Oyster Bay Yacht Club last week.
My First Senior Moment
Here is a humorous look at aging gracefully and the moment in time that we actually realize we have had our first senior moment.