Humor

You’re Next!

When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, ‚ÄúYOU’RE NEXT”! They stopped after…
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I have Stopped Going Fishing

I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

Women are Better Estate Planners

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed

Pfizer Announcement

Popular drug Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, Pfizer Corporation recently announced. The new form will be marketed by

Who is on the Milk Carton this Week?

Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS and blood diseases. One afternoon he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids.

Stop Pirate Fishing

A pirate uses only a sword, a knife, or his bare hands when fishing. The use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate is missing a hand.

Football Season has Begun in the South

Football season has officially begun in the south. College football in the south is very different than it is up north. For those who are planning a football trip to the south this season, here are some helpful hints.