Humor

Kids Say the Funniest Things

Once, when nursing my daughter, my friend’s five-year-old daughter, Jessica, entered the room. i doubted she had ever seen a woman breast feed before as she was full of questions about what I was doing. After listening to my responses,…
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Ronald Reagan Quote

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan (1986)

Sporting with Grandchildren

Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. “In ten years,” I said, “you’ll want to be with your friends and you won’t go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now.”…
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Political Quote

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -Thomas Jefferson

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

The Rooster Puzzle

The Rooster Puzzle A blonde calls her boy friend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a

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“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” Mark Twain