• February 14, 2021
Face Masks and Freedom of Speech

When you wear these, your spittle soaks through the mask, so now your exhale sends a shot of moisture into shared space.

  • January 22, 2020
There Oughta be a Law

It’s a crime to “toast” your wedding or play “fetch” with your dog on the beach.

  • October 15, 2017
The cr(AP)py Poll

Can someone please explain to me the thought process that goes on when picking the top 25 teams for the AP poll each week?

  • August 24, 2016
When will we see Warning Labels on Processed Meats?

Should you stop eating processed meats? Red meats? That is your decision, but I won’t wait for the government to publish new nutritional guidelines before I choose what to feed to my family.

  • September 17, 2015
Everybody Has a Hungry Heart

Even if today was announced as a News day, The Federal Reserve just delivered once again, the invoice for our children and their children. News is just more of the same.

  • November 24, 2014
Life is a Fleeting Fantasy

Voters are not dumb or uninformed because they have better things to do than to study the rampant ever continuing folderol of the legislative process.

  • November 3, 2014
Lie to Me

All election slogans are just brave-sounding words. People need politicians, not for policy-making but so that there’s always someone to blame.