Whose bright idea was it to sell hot dogs in packages of ten, but the buns are only available in packages of eight?

Found on a hemorrhoid crème label: “Do not ingest.” Now, who in the world tried this on a Ritz cracker to prompt this warning???

Why do we use answering machines to screen calls but have call-waiting so we won’t miss a call?

We personally leave our cars, worth thousands of dollars in the drive way and then have seriously useless junk in the garage.

Why are there handicap parking places in front of skating rinks?

Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do banks leave both doors wide open, but yet chain the pens to the desk?

Why does the label on a Sears hair dryer say, “Do not use while sleeping?”

A McDonalds ad claims, “New chicken selects – now made with REAL chicken! (Yeah, but what was it made out of before???)