Drinking With a Girl from Nassauville, Florida

I am not at all against any type of people. This is simply a funny joke about drinking with a gal from Nassauville, Florida; and how she should not be under rated.

Beware of the girl from Florida

Beware of the girl from Florida

I am not at all against any type of people. This is simply a funny joke about drinking with a gal from Nassauville, Florida; and how she should not be under rated.

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Florida girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he’s a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

The girl from Nassau County remains as cool as a cucumber. She picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, ‘In Florida, we have so many tourists that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’

God Bless those Florida girls!

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1 Comment

  1. Vincente Ortilla

    Love that Florida girl. She must be related somehow to Carl Hiaasen or read all his books. The only advice for her is to change bars, because there are very few Mexicans and Muslims that come and visit Florida. If they come, they come to settle here. Olé

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