Nortel stock – it would now be worth $49.00.
Enron ‚Äì you would have $16.50.
WorldCom – you would have less than $5.00.
Delta Air Lines ‚Äì there would be $49.00 left.
United Airlines – nothing.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called The 401-Keg Plan!