Just in time for Election 2016, local Comedian Amy Beckham offered her poetic take on the presidential candidates.
Tag Archive: humor
After getting yet another business text after 10:00 p.m. on a Saturday night, I decided it was time to discuss some guidelines and etiquette relevant to the digital age.
Have you ever found yourself with a song “stuck in your head”. No matter what you try, you just can’t seem to shake it! This catchy little ditty is often called an earworm.
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
A farmer decides to take his five female pigs to the county fair and sell them, but at the fair he meets another farmer who owns five male pigs…
Here are some wise words that come with aging sent to me by my wonderful mother; they are too good not to share.
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and was assured there was no chance of rain.
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
With all the education we gave you, you didn’t have sense enough to see through the lies and instead drank the ‘Kool-Aid.’
The sales lady replied, “There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”
My mother sent me this interesting perspective on why you should seek real advice from a good bartender rather than a shrink.
A Sunday school teacher told her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked them, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside injured, what would you do?”
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
The original author is unknown, but the following ten observations should make you smile this Sunday!
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