Tag Archive: humor

My Dad is a 50 Year Old Stripper

Without missing a beat, and with a straight face, my teenage daughter quickly responded, “No, my dad is a 50 year old stripper.”

I’m So Sexy

Ask your friends about your good qualities. You’ll be surprised to find out that most of them are in line with your own observations.

Men and Advice

I suppose this explains why more women than men write advice columns, as seen in this example from “Dear Mike”.

Funny Generational Misunderstandings

Some of the best humor in the world comes from real life interaction, especially where it concerns the innocence of the very young in grown up situations.

Gun Control and Hitting Your Target

My father always said, “Gun control means hitting your target.” Now, I know folks have many opinions regarding guns and the right to bear arms… that is the beauty of America, freedom of speech!

How the Fight Started

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.” He asked, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.”

The Two Year Old Driver

My wife left the car unattended for only a minute, but it was long enough for our two-year-old to climb in, throw the car into reverse and crash into a lamppost. He was fine, but the car wasn’t, and I…
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