Without missing a beat, and with a straight face, my teenage daughter quickly responded, “No, my dad is a 50 year old stripper.”
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While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
If you have a bad day at work just try this and you’ll be doing great
Ask your friends about your good qualities. You’ll be surprised to find out that most of them are in line with your own observations.
This is a funny story about fancy mustard and a first time father.
I suppose this explains why more women than men write advice columns, as seen in this example from ‚ÄúDear Mike‚Äù.
Some of the best humor in the world comes from real life interaction, especially where it concerns the innocence of the very young in grown up situations.
My father always said, ‚ÄúGun control means hitting your target.‚Äù Now, I know folks have many opinions regarding guns and the right to bear arms‚Ä¶ that is the beauty of America, freedom of speech!
God created the world for balance, and then some…
If you have lived in the South for any amount of time, you come to realize that there truly are major differences between the North and the South.
This demonstrates to us all how some problems can be fixed by pissing and moaning.
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.” He asked, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.”
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