Tag Archive: humor

Children at the Dentist

For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me, a dental hygienist, clean her teeth. She was accompanied by her grand-mother. When they came in, I greeted them warmly, seated Kelsey and, as…
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Curious American Decisions

Whose bright idea was it to sell hot dogs in packages of ten, but the buns are only available in packages of eight? Found on a hemorrhoid cr√®me label: ‚ÄúDo not ingest.‚Äù Now, who in the world tried this on…
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Famous Quotes by Famous Folks

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill

My Vacuum Sucks!

Make your vacuum cleaner work for you. To really get into the hard to reach places, take the cardboard tube from an empty roll of paper towels and attach it to the end of your vacuum hose. You now have…
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Kids Say the Funniest Things

Once, when nursing my daughter, my friend’s five-year-old daughter, Jessica, entered the room. i doubted she had ever seen a woman breast feed before as she was full of questions about what I was doing. After listening to my responses,…
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Ronald Reagan Quote

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan (1986)

Sporting with Grandchildren

Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. “In ten years,” I said, “you’ll want to be with your friends and you won’t go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now.”…
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Humor

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

The Rooster Puzzle

The Rooster Puzzle A blonde calls her boy friend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a

Humor

“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” Mark Twain