What Religion is Your Bra?

The sales lady replied, "There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

What Religion is Your Bra?I know it has been a few weeks since I posted a piece of Sunday Humor… enjoy! (The original author is unknown.)

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.

“Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?”

“Look around,” said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The sales lady replied, “There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Sales lady responded, “It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.”

If you enjoyed that, here’s a bonus for you:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can’t Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Oh, they forgot the German bra… holtzemfromfloppen!

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