An Inspirational Story

Even with all your ducks in a row, it's sometimes impossible not to step on them.

The Ducks in a Row

The Ducks in a Row

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. 

When they get there, St. Peter says:’We only have one rule here in heaven; 
Don’t step on the ducks!’

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. 
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. 

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to 
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next day the second woman steps accidentally on a duck 
and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. 
With him is another extremely ugly man. 
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained 
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. 

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.

But than one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on 
…. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. 

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says: “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?’

The guy says: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a Duck.”

Oh Boy

Oh Boy

Feedburner If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment below or subscribe to the feed to have future articles delivered to your e-mail and get the latest Amelia Island News, business, tourist activities and videos every morning!

SearchAmelia on TwitterYou can also choose to follow SearchAmelia on Twitter to get your daily updates!

Leave a Comment