Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian
The Rooster Puzzle A blonde calls her boy friend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a
“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” Mark Twain
The Fernandina Pirates Club coordinated the restoration and unveiling of the wooden sculpture of a pirate, Peg Leg Pete.