CDC Offers Zombie Attack Survival Guide

Centers for Disease Control (CDC) came up with a pamphlet telling us how to prepare for a Zombie attack.

When I heard that the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) developed a pamphlet telling us how to prepare for a Zombie attack, my first thought was, “What a waste of government money!”

After looking at the Zombie Survival Guide, I realized this is pure marketing genius! What better way to get the entire family involved in emergency preparedness.

With hurricane season approaching, and the Second Coming of Christ expected on May 21st, maybe we should be prepared for a Zombie Attack, using their Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse guide!

The brochure offers excellent advice such as, “Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast.”

To read the entire story, visit Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.