It has been awhile since I shared a joke from my 90 year grandmother. We hope you enjoy this one.
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and the woman orders the Chicken Surprise.
The waiter brings her meal served in a covered cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband.
He shakes his head so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises. He sees two little eyes looking around before the lid slams down.
Rather surprised, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “What you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
(You’re going to love this. You’re going to hate yourself for loving this!)
“Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.”