Husband Down in Aisle Four

Some men just don't get the picture when the ice they walk on gets real thin. Here is what happens...

Shopping is not a family outing

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart, obviously on the look out for extra savings in an economically challenging time.  
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 
’What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.

‘They’re on sale”, he says, “only $10 for 24 cans”.

‘Put them back, we can’t afford that luxury”, demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. 
A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. 
’It’s my face cream,” she retorts. “It makes me look beautiful.” 
Not hesitating for even a second the husband replies: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’

Sixty seconds later a voice on the PA system: “Cleanup on aisle 25 please, we have a husband down…”

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