New Weight Loss Program for Men

On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs as promised.

New Weight Loss Program for MenMy cousin called me about a great new weight loss plan that has proven to be extremely effective, especially for men. He lost a great amount of weight in just a few short weeks and he said I could use his story.

“I called the company that offered an incredible weight loss program that seemed easy to follow and I ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there was a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’ Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, I finally gave up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs as promised.

I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, ‘If you catch me you can have me’. Well, I’m out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens and I’m gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost another 20 lbs as promised, so I decide to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone. ‘This is our most rigorous program.’

‘Absolutely’, I reply, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’

The next day there’s a knock at the door, and when I open it I find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but PINK running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch YOU… you’re MINE.’

I lost 63 pounds that week!”

(The original author is unknown and not really my cousing.)

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