Golf-Taxes-Funny copyOur neighbors had their annual friends and family golf tournament this past weekend and our street turned into a parking lot.

Not much of a golfer myself, I nevertheless show keen interest in their tall stories about equipment cost and handicaps, tee times  and so on, which is why I truly enjoyed sharing the following phone call with them.

Even though they did enjoy the humor of the recording tremendously, very few seem to understand the scary underlaying reality of what’s going on in the country.

And while we’re on the topic of golf, here is a golf joke I hadn’t heard yet.

funny-golf-pictures-4Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit golfing.
Maybe you should sell your golf clubs.”

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, “Darling, what’s wrong ?”

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

“Ex wife !” she screams,
“I didn’t know you were married before !”

“I wasn’t !”