In honor of Shrimp Festival, we bring you the following Pirate Jokes plundered directly from www.Piratejokes.net.www.Piratejokes.net.
Q: Why don’t pirates get carpal tunnel syndrome?
A: Because they practice…Arrrgghonomics.
Q: What do pirates say before they fight?
A: “Let’s get ready to RUM-ble!”
Q: How does a pirate get his mast up?
A: He uses his wench!
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
Q: Do you know any pirate jokes?
A: Neither do “ayyyyyy!”
Q: What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
Q: What do you call a stupid pirate?
A: The pillage idiot!
Q: What is a pirate’s favorite type of music?
A: Arr and B!
Q: What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Q: What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchinni?
A: A Squashbuckler!!!