Pirate Jokes

In honor of Shrimp Festival, we bring you the following Pirate Jokes plundered directly from www.Piratejokes.net.

Pirate Jokes

Pirate Jokes

In honor of Shrimp Festival, we bring you the following Pirate Jokes plundered directly from www.Piratejokes.net.

Q: Why don’t pirates get carpal tunnel syndrome?
A: Because they practice…Arrrgghonomics.

Q: What do pirates say before they fight?
A: “Let’s get ready to RUM-ble!”

Q: How does a pirate get his mast up?
A: He uses his wench!

3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.

Q: Do you know any pirate jokes?
A: Neither do “ayyyyyy!”

Q: What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
A: Arrrrrthritis!

Q: What do you call a stupid pirate?
A: The pillage idiot!

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite type of music?
A: Arr and B!

Q: What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
A: Arrrrrrrrmani!

Q: What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchinni?
A: A Squashbuckler!!!

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