How to Really Invest Wisely
If you had invested $1000.00 into stocks one year ago in these companies, the following would be your results:

Nortel stock – it would now be worth $49.00.

Enron – you would have $16.50.

WorldCom – you would have less than $5.00.

Delta Air Lines – there would be $49.00 left.

United Airlines – nothing.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called The 401-Keg Plan!