The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for backup. Within minutes, five police cars circle the car.
Older Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?”
Older Woman: “Oh, I see.”
Older Woman: “Well, I would give it to you, but I don’t have one.”
Older Woman: “No. I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.”
Older Woman: “I can’t do that.”
Older Woman: “I stole this car.”
Older Woman: “Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.”
Older Woman: “His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.”
Officer 2: “Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!”
Older woman: “Is there a problem, sir?”
Older Woman: “Murdered the owner? Are you serious?”
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Older Woman: “Yes, here are the registration papers.”
The traffic cop is quite stunned.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
Officer 2: “Thank you, ma’am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!”