Tag Archive: Amelia island humor

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is…
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How Many?

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says

The Wheelchair

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I…
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When I’m and Old Lady and Live With My Kids

When I’m an old lady, I’ll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness…just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they’ll be so excited!

Feeding a Teenaged Boy Is Not Easy

Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson, Jeremy, was constantly hungry. I went to my refrigerator to find something he might like to eat. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a

Appreciate Your Pediatric Nurse

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give

Out of the Mouths of Babes

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old…
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You’re Next!

When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, ‚ÄúYOU’RE NEXT”! They stopped after…
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